Ironic...

An old man turned ninety-eight,
he won the lottery and died the next day.
It's a black fly in your chardonnay,
it's a death row pardon, two minutes too late.
Isn't it ironic ... don't you think.

Mr. play it safe ,was afraid to fly.
He packed his suitcase ,
kissed his kids good-bye.
He waited his whole damn life
to take that flight
and as the plane crashed down,
he thought: 'Well isn't this nice...'
and isn't it ironic ... don't you think.

A traffic jam, when you're already late,
a no-smoking sign ,on your cigarette break.
It's like ten thousand spoons,
when all you need is a knife.
It's meeting the man of your dreams
and then meeting his beautiful wife.
Isn't it ironic... don't you think,
a little too ironic...yeah i really do think..

It's like rain on your wedding day,
it's a free ride when you've already paid.
It's the good advice, that you just didn't take,
who would've thought ... it figures.

Life has a funny way ,sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay
and everything's going right.
Life has a funny way helping you out
when you think everything's gone wrong
and everything blows up In your face...

*Performed by Alanis Morissette